wet noodle

Tanımlar (İngilizce)

1. isim A noodle that is freshly made, before it dries out and becomes rigid.
2. isim A means of enacting a mild or ineffective symbolic punishment.

   “I think I understand police states and things like that. They are not intimidated by being whipped with a wet noodle, and Jackson-Vanik is a wet noodle.”

3. isim A wimp.

   “I am a wet noodle, she had said sadly to Sister Albertine.”

4. isim Someone or something that is limp, relaxed, or weak.

   “A day in the water in any weather need not turn you into a cold, wet noodle if you suit up in the proper attire.”

5. isim A man with erectile dysfunction.

   “"Don't drink too much tonight. You know what happens when you drink too much." She lowered her voice. "You become a wet noodle."”

6. isim A flaccid penis.

   “TONO: A wet noodle. That's the explanation I gave to the desk clerk for having to leave in such a hurry. (He laughs.) A wet noodle. (He makes the gesture with a flaccid finger.) Oh, Jesus, and the guy understood.”

7. isim A weak handshake.

   “A good solid handshake tells it all. Beware of the "wet noodle" handshake, which conveys a weak and unsure character, or using both hands, such as the "politician's handshake" or the "glove," using both hands around your hand.”